A Day in the Life, feat. Nisa.
Nisa: (Something about her getting a food poisoning, and then a fever, and then period cramps and how she can't catch a break, etc.)
Me: Well, it's going to be worse in hell.
Nisa: Well, I'll see you there.
And it only went crappier and crazier from there.
Nisa: Would you rather be bathed in mayo... by Divya... or... go to hell?
Me: ...Would I have to be naked?
Nisa: It's up to you.
Me: Hm, well, that's a tough decision.
Nisa: No, wait, you have to wear a bikini!
Me: You can't just change- well, I've got to think about this one.
Nisa: Would you rather... be the man that can't be moved... or the woman that can't be moved?
Me: What the fuck? Okay, woman, I guess- no, wait, the man, THE MAN! Because then Chris Colfer will like me. And he can move me.
Me: You move me, Kurt!