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Here be personal journal entries, observations, slices of life, questions and conclusions, as well as exploration of social and political topics seen through the lens of a Malaysian Muslim, feminist, lesbian, Marxist, and horse enthusiast.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Adoxography

A Day in the Life, feat. Nisa. 

Nisa: (Something about her getting a food poisoning, and then a fever, and then period cramps and how she can't catch a break, etc.) 
Me: Well, it's going to be worse in hell.
Nisa: ... 
Me: ... 
Nisa: Well, I'll see you there. 
Me: Friendship.

And it only went crappier and crazier from there. 

Nisa: Would you rather be bathed in mayo... by Divya... or... go to hell?
Me: ...Would I have to be naked?
Nisa: It's up to you. 
Me: Hm, well, that's a tough decision. 
Nisa: No, wait, you have to wear a bikini! 
Me: You can't just change- well, I've got to think about this one. 

Nisa: Would you rather... be the man that can't be moved... or the woman that can't be moved? 
Me: What the fuck? Okay, woman, I guess- no, wait, the man, THE MAN! Because then Chris Colfer will like me. And he can move me. 
Me: You move me, Kurt!

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